Well I should hope they are BBQing dead animals. If they were BBQing living animals that would just be mean.

He looks like he's drowning

If they made that instead of Secretariat, I would have watched it.

It looks like when the Doctor lived in the clouds!

That movie looks good, but I prefer fluffier stuff like Gnomeo and Juliet

Haha in 3 he's talking about his axe

In the book Sports Hall of Weird, a hockey player showed up to practice with a burn on his chest and it was because he regularly ironed his clothing while he was still wearing it

Where do groceries buy those? Is there a checkout divider store somewhere that I don't know about?

I like this

It would be cool if someone did that and then had a blind date that night with that person and ended up marrying then

It's like there's someone wearing a gas mask hiding in there

I'd do the hardcore one but not the insane one

It's sad how long it took me to figure out what the first one said

I'll just wait till all the humans are addicted to the internet and then I'll take over because they won't even bother fighting back.

Ha! I don't know what day it is! OK, now I do, but only because you made me think of it.