There would be no competition without these arguments. Most are taken too far, but each console has its own flaws and perks.

Yes actually

-_- it's milk what's wrong

Corn

Because being shoved out of your warm home into the cold hands of a stranger and then spanked until you cry is bad enough without adding a bunch of people ritualistically singing

Khaki skittles?

This is actually how I feel when people say this shit to me. It's not free. That would be funny if it weren't for the fact that it actually means I have to either go myself or wait for someone else to go check the price, then fill out a form for items that don't ring up.

I think I turned out more like Robbie Rotten than Sporticus... Oops

Wait if underwear are pants then what are pants now I'm curious

BUT WAIT I feel like this all the time and I don't drink o.o

The new ones are scarier. When they're off their eyes are just hollow pits of terror

That's the alphabet for basically English military

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/3869305010/ref=mw_dp_mdsc?dsc=1

Actually that crashed and shut down too.

And then realize I took the last one and try to put it back cuz I felt bad