*slowly grabs keys*

I wish I was there so I could be like "Wow! You're popular? How? But you're so mean and ignorant!? I don't understand how people can't see that?"
Sorry someone said that to you! You're beautiful and pretty and don't let anyone tell you otherwise! We love you, you're awesome!

Or the infamous "You're not fun to talk to when you're depressed." Like seriously? Oh I'm sorry, let me turn it off for you! It's like that tumblr post where your parents ask you to stop being depressed. It's all senseless!
I'm sorry someone said that to you Pebble. You don't deserve that. We're here for you! We love you!

How are these people raised? In cages? I don't understand how someone can say/do things like this in general. And I'm sorry all these things have happened to you! You've been bullied and it's not right, none of it is right, it never is! You don't deserve it and you don't deserve to be around people like that!
I used to confront my bullies all the time, or just bullies in general. And people really started noticing. Because when everyone would just stand there and watch while the bullying occurred, nobody did anything and I found that I could make a change. I did it so often that I had a bully sign my year-book that said "Stay a smartass, you know what you're doing." And I swear, I knew what he meant and so did I and it was the best feeling ever. 'Cause look who lost??
You're wonderful for sharing your story with us, we all love you here! Stay awesome!

That's weird. I've never even put lettuce on my hotdog, let alone a WHOLE salad.
People are just mean and ignorant and I'm sorry he said that to you, he obviously doesn't know any better!

No. No. No. No. You're not any of those things! And don't let anyone tell you that you are! Nobody deserves to be told things like that! You're beautiful and unique and you mean something to me, and all of us here on FS. Stay awesome, we love you!

Why friends go sour is beyond me! I'm sorry someone said that to you. Don't they even realize you're just a cute penguin?!

Oh yeaaahhh boxer! You get it! You aren't even comparable to that comment! You're so awesome!

I wouldn't have awesome comments if awesome people like you didn't comment! Thanks for noticing. I just want everyone to know that they're wonderful people and that the ones that get them down can't define who they really are! All of you guys are awesome and nobody should EVER tell you otherwise!

I'm so sorry about all that. I wish that never happened to you or your son!

But you're NOT!!! What defines that word anyway? It's not but an insult or no meaning! Nobody's ugly, we're just all different, some more than others! I'm sorry someone said that to you! You're beautiful and wonderful and awesome and we love you!

This person and their "&'s." I can't even. People are so rude and ignorant! Nobody deserves to be told all of those things, let alone one of them! I'm sorry someone said that to you! Ignore the ignorance! We love you and you're awesome!

You go girl! You show them! You prove to yourself you're one awesome heck of a person and you're on your way to proving to the world that you're awesome and that all those mothertruckers that were trying to put you down FAILED!

Why do family insults even exist? I'm sorry someone said that to you, you don't deserve to be told such awful things! You're an awesome person and you're going to prove them wrong one day! We love you and stay strong!

That person is obviously not smart! Making mean comments with no creativity involved! I'm sorry someone said that to you, you don't deserve it, nobody deserves to be told something like that! You're an awesome person and we love you!

Really? That's just so silly! They make fun of us for being different and fun of us for being the same; oh what a world we live in! And I'm a bit confused, you're a cupcake? Since when do cupcakes look like Barbies anyway? Stay awesome and ignore the ignorance! We love you!