Because that wouldnt make a fun image to share.

http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Thanks-Satan-In-Wreck-It-Ralph-Gif.gif

I love sharing some (mythical) history so don't worry about it :)

Ajax is neither a god nor did he fight Greece..
He was a Greek himself, and he was a Greek hero (and cousin of Achilles) he was the strongest warrior greece had after Achilles died (Ajax retrieved Achilles' dead body after he was killed). He later commited suicide after he had murdered some sheep in a blind rage because he didn't get Achilles' armor (Odysseus got it even though Ajax had saved Achilles' body)

*Pi Kachu homime

or, or, ORRRR you dont watch videos when you're driving.

I should recommend the movie: Shawshank Redemption. it pretty much shows how freaking awful life in prison is (not just the conditions but mostly the repetition and tight schedule)

WAKE UP AMERICA

14 weeks too late, mate

*Me *laughing at my own lie that slowly becomes crying*

after 8 weeks? really, bro?

Russia and China are really underestimated in your comment. China produces prettymuch everything you wear or own, and Russia is Russia.

Cry