You don't choose the princess life, the princess life chooses you.

I got stuck in a tower.

I've found you! :D

"Is it better to be feared or loved? Easy. I say both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." - Michael Scott

Okay.

I have starlight A's. Yeah don't eat led paint.

I have no problems. I'm not allergic to anything and I'm never sick.

Me too. High five!

Being a tad nicer, try it some time.

Meh. Don't care. *loads machine gun*

So does that mean I don't need no education?

Yeah then kiss your butt goodbye.

If the zombies were caused by a virus then they wouldn't have to worry about the corpses underneath because they would not have been infected. Plus, I think at this point they are just bones and zombies need a brain to reanimate.

Oh, dear God.