bluekitty1013

bluekitty1013


35 year old stuck in an 18 year old's body.

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Lemon sizes 16 comments
bluekitty1013 · 6 years ago
Or Chernobyl.
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That's offensive 71 comments
bluekitty1013 · 6 years ago
I just think rape jokes are dark humor and aren't for everyone. I usually enjoy a dose or two of dark humor.
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I have a clear memory after I was born 11 comments
bluekitty1013 · 6 years ago
Thanks guys!
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T-Swift 9 comments
bluekitty1013 · 6 years ago
MARTINEZ
(My names Taylor Martinez)
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I have a clear memory after I was born 11 comments
bluekitty1013 · 6 years ago
Why do we forget memories of being young?
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He wants some nuts. 17 comments
bluekitty1013 · 6 years ago
I would like a squirrel friend.
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Reminds me of Imitation Ga(y)me 16 comments
bluekitty1013 · 6 years ago
I just wouldn't be able to do that. I'd never be happy.
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Reminds me of Imitation Ga(y)me 16 comments
bluekitty1013 · 6 years ago
I would not be able to stay married to him. I support gay rights but I want a husband who is attracted to me and is my best friend and in love with me.
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Grass Prank 7 comments
bluekitty1013 · 6 years ago
I would genuinely like that.
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Today...I decided to rewrite history 11 comments
bluekitty1013 · 6 years ago
HIStory? Why not HERstory? This is why we need feminism!!
...I'm completely kidding please don't kill me.
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The luckiest baby 6 comments
bluekitty1013 · 6 years ago
Her brothers triplets, nonetheless.
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These ads 14 comments
bluekitty1013 · 6 years ago
"MY HUSBAND IS DEAD" I don't know man that just made me laugh.
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How to get diabetes 19 comments
bluekitty1013 · 6 years ago
And suddenly, bluekitty accepted her fate of type 2 diabetes.
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When I hear Christmas music before Halloween 7 comments
bluekitty1013 · 6 years ago
He is like "Happy Hanukah, motherfucker!"
TRUUUUuuuu 4 comments
bluekitty1013 · 6 years ago
Shit.
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Both are equally unhealthy 38 comments
bluekitty1013 · 6 years ago
Sizes run different everywhere. I tried on a pair of shorts yesterday, size 0, and they fell off my body. I don't really think it's standardized.
TRUUUUuuuu 4 comments
bluekitty1013 · 6 years ago
And if you're me you'll pay that much and your skin will freak the freakadeak out causing a breakout.
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Both are equally unhealthy 38 comments
bluekitty1013 · 6 years ago
I agree. I'd rather have a not dying of hunger model but I'd also not want to see an obese one either. Healthy weight is important especially for models.
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Both are equally unhealthy 38 comments
bluekitty1013 · 6 years ago
I'm a 0 or 1 and still have curves. It's not always unhealthy.
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When that time comes 5 comments
bluekitty1013 · 6 years ago
They'll just say he is in the same place. Maybe he is younger tho.
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Guy best friend 17 comments
bluekitty1013 · 6 years ago
This is more than a best friend, I'd say.
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Aww I bet he did 15 comments
bluekitty1013 · 6 years ago
I am a lady. I do not hire men to do such things.
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Can't argue with that 4 comments
bluekitty1013 · 6 years ago
What? How is the relevant?
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Someone make this happen 9 comments
bluekitty1013 · 6 years ago
That's would be a hinderance indeed.
I got my first star and it's my bday! 11 comments
bluekitty1013 · 6 years ago
...I...I think that's a cloud.
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