Bless your face. Or damn your face. Your call, Lucy.

Or say we're only dreaming.

Mine came back and then dumped me saying he wasn't happy. Now I hate him.

Thank you for your support. :)

You really aren't being very Jesusy.

If you would have said just "google it" it wouldn't sound as mean but since you added the "yourself" sounds like you're implying I'm lazy or somethig.

"Google it yourself" sounds bratty.

Don't be mean, Jesus.

...I'll get the pitch fork!