More like Aunt Heeeeeey.

"4 U.S. Code § 8 - Respect for flag (d)The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery. It should never be festooned, drawn back, nor up, in folds, but always allowed to fall free. Bunting of blue, white, and red, always arranged with the blue above, the white in the middle, and the red below, should be used for covering a speaker’s desk, draping the front of the platform, and for decoration in general." So much for respecting the rule of law. Womp Womp.

so the fastest I've ever gone in a car was with a friend in his straight 6 z-280 down a long long hill between two towns. Had we crashed they'd barely have enough of both of us for a shoebox. The odometer pegged at 160, so it was somewhere above that.

So like when you want to fuck a 3 day old pumpkin that has gotten warm by sitting in the sun? Asking for a friend...

"I DON'T WANT TO BE PART OF AN EXPERIMENT!" Fine, you're totally NOT the control group...*snicker*.

I guess that's the equivalent of jousting with $300,000 cars these days (which jackasses on youtube do). 19th century influencers.

Supermodels aren't hired for their beauty entirely. They also are hired for their body type to make clothing look a certain way when on them. They are by no means the pinnacle of what society thinks is sexy AF.

It's a little of both. A lot of women are attracted to dudes like this. But to be fair my friends that lift tend to talk about lifting with other lifters, not their wives/girlfriends.

the vast bulk of their exports now are oil, machinery, and mining. That's not good since all of those markets can fluctuate wildly.

The only reason we don't eat people after they die is b/c they taste terrible (also can cause some brain diseases depending how you prepare it).

Jew: Time travels into the bunker and shoots him in the head before he can. "Ha! Take that bitch!" the world never knew, but he knew.

This is how anti-vax people exist isn't it? They can't be bothered to spend 2 minutes online researching. "Sergey Vladimirovich Taboritsky (Russian: Сергей Владимирович Таборицкий; 12 August 1897– 16 October 1980) was a Russian nationalist and monarchist. From 1936 to 1945, he was the deputy of the Bureau for the Russian Refugees in Germany. After 1942, Taboritsky was a member of the Nazi Party and worked with the Gestapo."

"Make America Great Again" sounds like a great idea in theory...

Watching porn in your living room b/c you're a grown ass man that can do what he wants.

They should buy Tumblr, because no one wants to die alone.

Flies are immortal. Ask Siatama.

I mean, we all burn money on something someone else thinks is stupid. I'm a leatherworker, I throw money in a pit and light it on fire to make 12th century clothing. How dumb is that? I just bought a caribou hide for $110! Who even needs that?!

That's how I find most of my girlfriends.