In the grasses of the suburban backyards, we find the red shopping cart. Watch as it feeds on the grasses staying a safe distance from its predator: the employee

W-what? Why?!

BULLSHIT. NOW YOU'LL GIVE HIM CEREAL?! SCREW YOU KIDS. HE JUST WANTED CEREAL.

GOD THIS SHOW.

FAIL

IT'S REAL

The last one!!!

XD

THE PROPHECY

So I was playing flappy bird and I realized that I didn't like it. So you know what I did? I STOPPED PLAYING. Freakin fools.

SMASHING

BUUURRRNN!

Would you be surprised if I said yes?

Cage....so...IT HAS BEGUN

SOILED IT!

And the idiot nominee goes to the restarted hat man! Featuring the retarded hat man himself!

Would you be surprised if I said yes?

THERE IS NO MORE

NOPE

Well, shit. Not like I was planning to sleep tonight. It's 10:00. Shit.

Well then, this is...SMASHING!

The dog will have his revenge

THIS IS WHY I DON'T LIKE THE OCEAN

I can't stop laughing at this post!