It’s too perfect. :-D

Depends on the speakers. Lol

In case you get in a wreck

Bendmydick Tillitsnaps

Love the mama to the left.

My daughter used to call eyebrows “brush isles” and I never corrected her

Lady garden. LOL

The ones on the bottom left are SUPER hard to get ride of, especially if they’re your own. LOL!!!!!!

I guess, looking back, the pink tile floor in my old house really wasn’t that bad. Who knew? LOL

Maybe it’s maybelline

Right?!

Isn’t that something a tv show made to show how they made them in Ancient times?

I was that bitch that said “yeah, you don’t need to call me again” after the first date.
I just didn’t want to waste anyone’s time.

Someone started a rumor that I had sex with someone UNDER a car. I said “how do two people even fit under a car??” One girl said “I don’t know but you did it.”
I was still a virgin at the time.

I laughed way too hard at this

And here I was thinking one extra piece of toast. Silly me.

Stupid. Ridiculous. Mom. Tears.

Seeing the other side of the bridge makes my anxiety skyrocket, for some reason.

It’s just the day she decided she wasn’t going to put up with anything and was done dealing with it.

This will never be not funny.
WHAT THE FUCK KEVIN!!

Thank you. I didn’t know I needed this.

This was the funniest part of this whole movie! He was making squeaking noises like one of the wheels needed oiling.

My favorite is “I’m smarter than you’re.”