I just went, "ooooh ooooh, owowowow!"

Titanoboa vs megalodon, the ultimate prehistoric, "nope", battle.

Cause he needs Gwen Stacey. Wait.......

How does he/she pee?

He was waiting for that moment all night.

It just hit me now, wtf happened to a phone call? Since when did we get so fucked up that we can't even call the person to say I'm sorry.

Because murrica.

Me and my brother do this all the time. It works wonders.

Williamhaynes! Hes an awesome youtuber!

I always force myself to fall asleep again, usually I wake up without any effects.

EWWWWW, AAAAAAAAAHG. I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT POORING OUT OF MY ANUS IN A SHOWER!

I now want to meet keanu reeves on a subway.

That is the definition of not giving a fuck.

My dad still gives me bearhugs and lifts me off the ground.