these speak to me on a spiritual level

where can you talk to them?

why would your butt be in a wheelbarrow though. why.

we can also apply this to the male genitalia and peeing.

I was gonna ask how green slides have anything to do with Michelle Obama, and then I saw it

but it is

...is that really you?

there's a story behind this - and I don't want to know it

I REALLY REALLY HATE YOUR SKIRT

yes, the dust on the shelves!!

well, you can block them.

I remember once we had to look at flash cards and there was one saying, "your best friends dad touches you on your buttocks, what do you do?" and this one kid answered, "grab his balls."

too bad I don't have an iPhone.

sounds fun for the whole family.

well, they were intoxicated in public, that stands for something, right?