those things are the basis of society

but does the guy on the top know how to party

but who's winning?

I had the weirdest thought and I don't know if I want to share it with you guys.

she's a lesbian. great, I support that.

um, yeah, because I wasn't a fat child *looks around nervously*

he's been hot this whole time, guys.

the worst is having to drink the cold tea

THANKS FOR RUBBING IT IN

well after all the shit he's cleaned up he deserves it.

I think school keeps me organized.

Stephen Colbert is my favorite person ever.

you don't have to be a biologist or scientist to get this

that's tie-tally cool

THANK YOU

this is actually kind of... sad.

in all my life I have never come across a guy with low self esteem. in fact, I'd rather date a guy with low self esteem. we can hate ourselves together.

this could be a good thing, now you can avoid her. on the other hand, you could've at least told her parents what SHE does.

"fucking pickles" speaks to me.

I THOUGHT HIS ARM HAIR WAS A SHIRT