Dad is sick of your shit 17 comments
boib0matic
· 9 years ago
Kids are like cake batter. They more you beat them, the better they are.
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Truth has been spoken 33 comments
boib0matic
· 9 years ago
Thank you guest, It does, it make me feel good. I like my penis, and it likes me.
I use it to write my name in the snow. I can use it as a towel rack. I can use it to hose down a jelly fish sting. I once used it to save a girls life when she almost went over a bridge rail. If she hadn't had my penis to hold onto she might have plunged to her death.
My penis is a hero. When people pass by they should thank my penis for it's service.
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I use it to write my name in the snow. I can use it as a towel rack. I can use it to hose down a jelly fish sting. I once used it to save a girls life when she almost went over a bridge rail. If she hadn't had my penis to hold onto she might have plunged to her death.
My penis is a hero. When people pass by they should thank my penis for it's service.
Guys... 11 comments
boib0matic
· 9 years ago
I thought that's what we were doing?! Isn't that what we were doing on FUNsubstance?
Comparing reasonably cheap items to things of much greater value. Or do you think an education is worth no more than a very simple machine?
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Comparing reasonably cheap items to things of much greater value. Or do you think an education is worth no more than a very simple machine?
Guys... 11 comments
boib0matic
· 9 years ago
It's easier to buy a crack pipe than it is to buy the love of a good woman. lol
It's easier to buy bullets for your gun than it is to buy the neighbors children. This is fun!!
No wonder they put this hilarious meme up here.
It's easier to buy candy than it is to buy a cow. hehehe
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It's easier to buy bullets for your gun than it is to buy the neighbors children. This is fun!!
No wonder they put this hilarious meme up here.
It's easier to buy candy than it is to buy a cow. hehehe
I would destroy that thing 6 comments
Always bring a knife for safety 3 comments
boib0matic
· 9 years ago
You get the biggest knife you can hide and practice you'll need it for after you graduate and start looking for a job. Especially those of you who majored in the arts. It's also a good way to combat rising tuition, and book costs.
I think prostitution classes should be required for a major in women's studies. It gives women a way to use their degree to earn a living when they graduate.
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I think prostitution classes should be required for a major in women's studies. It gives women a way to use their degree to earn a living when they graduate.
Truth has been spoken 33 comments
boib0matic
· 9 years ago
No! fuck you. Real people set unreasonable standards for each other. Stop telling us what to do.
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The scary aftermath of a storm 7 comments
boib0matic
· 9 years ago
This is rigged. That's not a real tree, that's one of those old wooden trees.
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everyone is talking about him so... 11 comments
boib0matic
· 9 years ago
Yeah, I don't care anything about moral character, or straight forward honesty. It's the hair that really concerned me most about a president.
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A robber attempted to stop them on a lonely road, instead of stopping, they ran him over 10 comments
y'all need to calm down and be kind 19 comments
boib0matic
· 9 years ago
Sometime I just need to bash someone. When I do I use the Interwebs. So fuck you.
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Wise people.. 9 comments
Riding off into the sunset 6 comments
boib0matic
· 9 years ago
Their home is a camp, so even if they are just out of town, they are at home, where the rent is free, and the food is good.
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These Are Goals 17 comments
I've never thought about it 17 comments
boib0matic
· 9 years ago
I missed my 18th birthday When I crossed the dateline going to Japan on a ship. We crossed the day before and zipped straight into the day after. True story.
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My main man Jimmy 40 comments
boib0matic
· 9 years ago
How about Bill Cosby wouldn't you want your 16 year old daughter to spend time with that guy?