Kids are like cake batter. They more you beat them, the better they are.

Thank you guest, It does, it make me feel good. I like my penis, and it likes me.
I use it to write my name in the snow. I can use it as a towel rack. I can use it to hose down a jelly fish sting. I once used it to save a girls life when she almost went over a bridge rail. If she hadn't had my penis to hold onto she might have plunged to her death.
My penis is a hero. When people pass by they should thank my penis for it's service.

I thought that's what we were doing?! Isn't that what we were doing on FUNsubstance?
Comparing reasonably cheap items to things of much greater value. Or do you think an education is worth no more than a very simple machine?

Checkmate

You get the biggest knife you can hide and practice you'll need it for after you graduate and start looking for a job. Especially those of you who majored in the arts. It's also a good way to combat rising tuition, and book costs.
I think prostitution classes should be required for a major in women's studies. It gives women a way to use their degree to earn a living when they graduate.

Well somebody must of said it, or it wouldn't be here at all would it?

Their home is a camp, so even if they are just out of town, they are at home, where the rent is free, and the food is good.

Per capita, so it doesn't matter

The second is stupid unless there are extenuating circumstances.

I missed my 18th birthday When I crossed the dateline going to Japan on a ship. We crossed the day before and zipped straight into the day after. True story.