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bookhoarder


How come I left this website a year ago and it's still exactly the fucking same?

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Isis is not Islam 94 comments
bookhoarder · 9 years ago
because for one, I'm a slight grammar nazi and that's setting off a lot of red flags.
Two, because no one knows who you're talking to or what your point is
Three, because you just insulted a lot of fandoms, including one I'm subscribed to, among other things.
Fourthly because you ended in the most excruciatingly cliched and annoying way ever: you said that all of us suck. Even the people that don't do that stuff listed suck. Even the innocent people, the ones raising families, the outdated moms and dads, the homeless people, yeah, you should blame them too!
Fifthly because as soon as someone points out "oh wait, this isn't right", you say that it's justified because you're part of the people to blame.
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Me whenever my girlfriend bends over to pick something up 16 comments
bookhoarder · 9 years ago
you. Your comment spells out MATT
12 sense you didn't know you have 23 comments
bookhoarder · 9 years ago
Yes, but you can still sense it if you put your hands up to it. Can you please go back to grammar school now?
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Biracial twins 11 comments
bookhoarder · 9 years ago
what the hell
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That guy has swag 24 comments
bookhoarder · 9 years ago
Thanks for stealing my comment :-)
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Isis is not Islam 94 comments
bookhoarder · 9 years ago
that doesn't mean you're not insulting other ones. "Im going to insult 7,000,000,000 people, but I am in the group of people I'm insulting, so it's okay" is what you're saying. You don't need to insult everyone else that provide basic human needs like socialization just to get your point across. That makes you seem like an asshole, and I shouldn't have to tell you this.
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Biracial twins 11 comments
bookhoarder · 9 years ago
"She's my sister."
"Are you crazy?"
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Isis is not Islam 94 comments
bookhoarder · 9 years ago
fuck you too in that case
I mean, I know I suck, but fuck you too man, that was mean
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Gay cure 30 comments
bookhoarder · 9 years ago
are the dark nights over? *runs back inside, grabs a horn and plays signal*
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I can't think of any other one before it 19 comments
bookhoarder · 9 years ago
Mulan was definitely made by Pixar. Our mistake.
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Me whenever my girlfriend bends over to pick something up 16 comments
bookhoarder · 9 years ago
is his name Matt
Or the women who drinks gasoline 26 comments
bookhoarder · 9 years ago
I used to eat Vaseline when I was younger, and I never got sick.
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That guy has swag 24 comments
bookhoarder · 9 years ago
You've got a big ass iPhone
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Disney hates parents 24 comments
bookhoarder · 9 years ago
well, the incredibles is a Disney movie..
And I'm pretty sure Bob nor Helen died.
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Selfies are the new chocolates I guess 8 comments
bookhoarder · 9 years ago
because taking selfies and putting all of them on the Internet will magically stop the tears
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You go, wonder girl 16 comments
bookhoarder · 9 years ago
That's jacked up
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You go, wonder girl 16 comments
bookhoarder · 9 years ago
What did he say?
Beethoven's Tenth Symphony 3 comments
bookhoarder · 9 years ago
That was a dark joke in the title
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Sorry not sorry 7 comments
bookhoarder · 9 years ago
God dammit
You go, wonder girl 16 comments
bookhoarder · 9 years ago
Dude...she has cancer. That's not right.
She must smell heavenly 6 comments
bookhoarder · 9 years ago
noooooooo
Ow
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Because everyone has their own train 4 comments
bookhoarder · 9 years ago
It's like parking a plane on a narrow street or taking a bus around a narrow corner. It ain't hard!
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She must smell heavenly 6 comments
bookhoarder · 9 years ago
I'll bet she smelled pretty...
wholly
that didn't work
I'm sorry
Don't hurt me
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What 12 comments
bookhoarder · 9 years ago
Invent a color for me
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Have a day 3 comments
bookhoarder · 9 years ago
Don't even have a /nice/ Christmas. Just have one
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