I think my favorite thing about Phil is that he does the classic "cool, hip dad" thing while also doubling as having his own likes and dislikes and quirks, like how he remembers where things are.

No problem. He still thinks I'm trying to impress you. No, i just stick up for people that deserve it.

Technically, yes.

No.

If you have to tell someone you're nice, it means you're not very nice.

that username hurts

There's tape? No, her face looks significantly tape-less.

You're not reported, CIA. Cembers is for being an asshole to everyone.

Uhmm....nah.

You call everyone what everyone should call you.

News flash: people can check your profile and read your comments

oh okay

Who said I knew you? I just have to read your comments to provide evidence

so wait because you don't eat it it means it shouldn't be there?

most.

If I can headbutt an entire sentence onto my screen with just one hit, then I've got to be pretty fucking awesome.
And also, you're the really sarcastic girl insulting everyone, so no matter what you say, and how long you say it, your comments are not worth shit, so please, if you're going to criticize me because of my comments, make sure yours are well received. It's not like yours have any likes at all or anything.

Again, thanks for this amazing comment. All of us here at FS are incredibly grateful that you chose to put this here, on this post. Congratulations.