Why are you taking pictures on your phone while driving

My mom is also a brick wall

Brothers from another mother

Apparently he settled down in the suburbs and has a son

Yes you're literally he only one out of 7,000,000,000 to ever think that

Teddy Roosevelt was not shot during his speech. He was shot a few minutes before it, and his associates wanted him to leave but he said he was okay. In fact he was, as his thickly folded wad of notes that would be his speech appeared to have a bullet hole through them.

Well you have 190,000,000 results so that's something

Imagine being that one guy that is a bystander as one guy rides a bike in a pool and someone calls the police, and the guy screams and kicks and tries to run as he is arrested for riding his bike in a pool

I actually thought he was going to throw it away.

"So the guy started shooting at us, right? And we started throwing--I mean we pulled over and talked it out. Yep. Goodnight."

do you really need two movie theaters and bowling alley in a metal tube

Imagine if you're outside and then you just see a grain of sand and you're like "oh fuck" but you can't make it into a building

Anything special prepared for day 200?

I can't handle its four sides