That's my name too!! Twins!

Stygian Iron, anyone?

Let me work there I swear I'll be the janitor or something just please

Who is this guy?

Why did you tell????????????????

6 and 5

Coconuts kill 150 people a year.

JUST ONE. JUST ONE.

First it was something from Bob's Burgers.

As an American, this is compltely true.

Not all of its tom.

My mom ran there, I think. She's probably the one in the bright pink shirt.

Are they dead?...

This is typical drunk tumblr speech. And I am sad to say that I understood that perfectly well.

Why's he laughing?

BLUE?