Anyone could do high school without Google or wikipedia...high school was easy. Now college, that's a whole other subject.

By far my favorite character on parks and rec. He makes a lot of sense...sometimes ;)

Same here. I feel bad for my friends though, since I thought they were smart, but their current state of being begs the differ.

Once college is done it gets a LOT better. Everyone kept telling me that once I was done I'd want to go back a relive those years...and I can not say I would ever want to do that. Having no stress, a good chunk of money and not having to worry about tests is quite nice indeed

The second this page loaded, Def Leopard came on Pandora and this just fits so perfectly

All I could think was that there are much better substitutes to shave with...like soap, but maybe it's cause I'm a guy

I'm sorry, but that's a function, not an equation, so technically it can't be "solved".

I think this post was intended for me...is it a sign to get back to work? Or rather a sign that I belong on funsubstance instead?...

Same, I'd much rather give gifts. That's more fun for me...because I never enjoy being the center of attention.

He's just trying to get back to his home on the moon!

Do all Golden's do this, because mine sure does. And its great :)