Wouldn't she be eating cubic feet of matresses? Or is she just pulling off the top part and chewing that up? Sounds delious...

I agree. The fire just needs to be bigger...much bigger ;)
Can't say I've ever been to a "club" though...so maybe I don't know what I'm missing...

Did you also know that cows sleep laying down, so cow tipping isn't actually a thing...and those people that try it are probably the ones getting attacked by said cows

I think I met this same person once in Toronto, except he was wearing an all purple dress suit and purple top hat. But he had the cane, rings, and women...and he was ordering up some poutine at 2am.

Right click, check properties, find one that isn't just kilobytes and you've found it! Too more time making all those folders than it would to find the right one.

Hmm. One day these will be real, but I'm assuming this is just a marketing ploy to get more investors so they can actually make these a reality.

I burned a piano once....this may have been a slightly more useful way to get rid of it. Hell, it was fun though :)

Ali G respects the women!

was the second red circle really necessary?

If anyone is wondering its just so they can transport it (tow) without the hood flying up.

As an engineer. I approve of this joke.