Spongebob- screwing logic since 1999

Your face when your significant other chooses a bee over you

I laughed too hard.

Dat crazy face though.

Re-speeect

He most probably says stuff like "if you see a white truck that says Candy on it- you should go with the man... He is the sweetest man you will ever meet."

BURN

"Apricockjam".... I died a little

I'm south african and I don't think our cops even have working guns

Dude. Everyone was just getting over the trauma of this original post and *BAM* you go and repost it :| not cool man. NOT COOL

I was the 1000 like :D
Right, now that that's out my system-carry on as you were

It really disturbs me that the title for this wasn't "you came to the wrong neighborhood, pug"