Give me a moment.

What?

"Bad Kreuznach"
That place sounds peachy.

*cough cough* excuse me? BURN

I can haz cwuddlez?

When I first saw the title I expected some witty post about Putin... I'm slightly dissapointed

Hitchhiking deer... They have adapted fast

I have no words to say how grateful I am for this.

I'm sorry, but the guy in the first picture looks like he's raping her with his eyes

Actual advice mallard ignoring his advice

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You're my favorite shape ;)

I'm concerned about your google searches..

Fuckthatville.

I have a badass tale of a guy called wolfgang :) he's one of my family friends, and at the beginning of the year (he lives alone on a farm, and I must mention that he is altleast 70) he arrived home and was attacked by 2 men with an ax, the problem was they had tried to get into his safe and broken it, so when he couldn't open it, they got angry and smashed his leg with the back of the ax, they also hit him over the head and then stole a lot of his stuff. They then left and left him for death. When he came around he dragged himself to the phone and phoned help :) he had to go almost 3 months of being in a painful device to put his bones together and of physical therapy :) needless to say, he is almost finished hus therapy and he is very happy to be alive :)

Macklemore would be proud

Me fangirling.

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