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Soulmates 2 comments

born2fly · 6 years ago

but they could never make your life the greatest because they themselves are missing from your life

Too perfect 5 comments

born2fly · 6 years ago

thanks hermione

Too perfect 5 comments

born2fly · 6 years ago

what show is that again?

Courtesy of the Flat Earth Society 29 comments

born2fly · 6 years ago

you must be an actor of the plot then °_°

Damn how can he do that 21 comments

born2fly · 6 years ago

correct is: a²+2ab+b²

f*ck out the way 17 comments

born2fly · 6 years ago

holy elbow^^

I could read here 6 comments

born2fly · 6 years ago

that makes it more exciting ;)

Seriously 5 comments

born2fly · 6 years ago

But this will only be true for male patients ;) (or lesbians)

Seriously 5 comments

born2fly · 6 years ago

it's natural, that if you're attracted to someone your heart starts beating faster and your pulse will rise

I could read here 6 comments

born2fly · 6 years ago

imagine having sex there, all the books falling on you xD

Now look here you little shit. 20 comments

born2fly · 6 years ago

what the fuck is wrong with this person, i'm veggie by myself and i'm always happy if someone says he doesn't eat a lot of meat or says he likes tofu.

Everybody wants to talk about the opioid crisis but no one's talking about this 5 comments

born2fly · 6 years ago

at "hokey"

Everybody wants to talk about the opioid crisis but no one's talking about this 5 comments

born2fly · 6 years ago

i think that k is upside down

Can you think of better one? 106 comments

born2fly · 6 years ago

i am dick

Well that didn't go as planned 2 comments

born2fly · 6 years ago

ouh no that poor guy....

When you forget to close your window and you wake up to this 3 comments

born2fly · 6 years ago

and theres even more snowflakes coming inside because of the snowflakes on my site :o

This is the best idea ever... Good ol’ kiwi ingenuity! 6 comments

born2fly · 6 years ago

this is so good, when its warm (sunny) it gets cooled and when its colder it doesnt need to get cooled that much, brilliant!

Overwhelming response 5 comments

born2fly · 6 years ago

because its fucking perverted, i would feel bad after doing smt like this i guess. Its like having sex with a machine, next will be Sex Robots? This is just for pleasure and has lost the true meaning which is love and affection. Thats what makes sex one of the most beautiful things in the world, not just the pleasure ;)

Self-awareness levels: 0 44 comments

born2fly · 6 years ago

i watched that while having snowflakes flow on my site :D

Overwhelming response 5 comments

born2fly · 6 years ago

i think VR-Sex is the worst thing ever

Finally, someone's telling the truth 9 comments

born2fly · 6 years ago

drink more water and you will lose weight, if you're dehydrated the body saves all the water he gets for "worse" times. so drink enough and you'll lose weight

True tho 4 comments

born2fly · 6 years ago

so you go to waste your time after wasting your time?

Priorities 4 comments

born2fly · 6 years ago

How to turn off your girlfriend/girl/sidechick/affair or whatever hahaha

Ronaldo's statue was FINALLY replaced 9 comments

born2fly · 6 years ago

so now it's a before and after plastic surgery picture

Go away Bendersnatch Cucumberpatch 2 comments

born2fly · 7 years ago

wimbledon tennismatch