I didn't even have a name for it, and could've sworn I had invented it

Pet owner not cat or dog owner because you sensible lesbian tumblr whores think you're so special with your fucking hedgehogs

There's going to be a Harry potter part 2? Isn't there like 8 already?

I don't get it pls help

Thanks to these kinds of posts, ISIS decided to stop what they're doing! Keep it up guys!

Y'all so butt hurt why tf does he care what they think?
Why would anyone care what others think?
And if it does get to you, blame yourself for being weak!

Thanks for clarifying with that arrow

Conjaculations

You know we Don fucked when someone needs to clarify it.
Smh

This fandom is stupid and they'll fuck up the civil war movie

In the near future, our society will be controlled by socialist governments, interaction with each other will be nearly impossible. Currencies will be replaced with battery hours, you'll work for hours for your phone, and buy things with them.
A more realistic version of In Time

It looks quite human, Asian maybe.
You sure it's a mosquito?

True, but don't think they're special or different because of it.
Imma right

Now, imagine you're a soldier and you have to kill them.
Life is harsh

Here in Switzerland:
When you're 15 and all your friends are 16
(Only if it's beer or wine)

Cute little U.S. Has been trying to be like his dad since the beginning

Hey,
This app is really good in my option, just a few, hardly any, bugs and glitches.
If it's so good, the funsubstance app must be the best God damn thing ever!

Hell yeah funsubstance app