And there's a Daffy Duck cartoon, where Daffy acts like a slave and calls Elmer Massa Elma' while pretending to pick cotton.

No, don't do this. I tried it once to motivate me to write my paper and sure enough it got the creative juices flowing and all was well... until I was sitting waiting for class to start with my printed paper and realized I had forgotten to delete it.

"Going out to eat is like getting married. You look at all the options, choose the one you think looks best, and then when you see what some other guy got you wish you'd gotten that instead."

It's like Green Goblin said in the first Spiderman movie: The only thing people love more than a hero is to see a hero fall.

Am I the only one wondering why the person taking the photo didn't help them? What a jerk.

For the first one just pick "choking on your 100th birthday cake" or something like that because then you'll know both.