And after the test

Isn't it a bit annoying how 12 am comes before 11am?

I would probably fuck up royally and end up as a stain on the wall or like lost in a house of mirrors for the rest of my life

They look like really weird water balloons

My favorite has to be those stupid glasses. Like why would you wear GLASSES?

I feel so motivated just looking at it. Too bad I don't run.

Hey, at least you didn't burn or melt

Aye mate, I'll be drinking this water

We have to protect the potato, it is our only hope

I showed this to my aunt and she said 'Well obviously Amanda, it's not like they just sprang out of nowh-oh.'

My dog doesn't act like a cat

Is there a way of getting fresh air in there without letting bugs, water, or dirt inside and be closed off completely?

I think he'll survive, I mean the water isn't cold enough to freeze him

And I eat it all in one go

Aw that's kinda cute

I don't know what to say. It's good thing because they caught him, but there's two other people who need to be caught.

I love the rain, it washes blood away and it's much harder to find a body when everything is wet and slippery

This is like food porn

Well at least she's seen the light, too bad it took seven sick kids to shine the fucking flashlight under her eyelids

*sigh* *lies down on the floor* just give me a second

Someone give me a squeaky toy

I'm not addicted to any of these...I'm addicted to my laptop and pop tarts