Star Wars could've been so much more different

Supernatural strength

Like in up, but without the first seven minutes

And watch fello funsubers as we see Darwins theory in action.

Well she's still more flexible than me

OH MY GOD THAT WOULD BE THE BEST THING EVER

It's not breaking and entering. It's not robbery. It's just being a nice human being.

That would be so fucking hilarious

I like Denise

He was the reason I watched this

That would be so cool, like I don't have to worry about them scrolling

That's what my backyard looked like one morning. So I ran out to scare them but they attacked me. After a while they left me alone so I sat in the middle of the bird mass and waited for my dad to come out. He had a heartattack when he saw me.

YES YES AND YES

What book?
I did some research and it's called 'The smartest investment book you'll ever read' by Daniel R. Solin

We have one by my house that says 'your wife is hot' in giant letters and in slightly smaller letters it says 'get your AC fixed'

'He does a little dance' I want a video of that. Now.

It took me a second or two to actually find him

We tried doing this once but we just made a semi-circle because it took forever

I don't need it...I don't need it....I NEED IT

I feel like when I found out that 'slang' was slang for 'shortened language'

I am the tall friend most of the times

'I thought you left forever. So I panicked'

You did not see that