'Human I am melting! I request assistance!'

I would pay to make this

He is either stupid or brave. There's just a very thin line dividing the two.

Actually I refused to play with this kid in preschool because I didn't like him. My mom MADE me play with him because I was being mean and after we became friends we ended up killing the class pet in a freak accident. Moral of the story: let your kids play with who they want or the hamster gets killed by two toddlers

I argued with a girl in my class because she thought that since Australia was in a different time zone that they were in the future. An hour later (and several mental breakdowns) I gave up and agreed with her. So yeah, I agree.

Haha that's so-OH MY FUCK

That is the cutest thing I've seen all day

Who has the balls to swim across

Oh my god I would've passed out

M&Ms are delicious

Hey it's a pic of me

That is beyond beautiful

Aw that's so cute

My sister and I look alike..we should do this...

That is so cute

Oh my god that's...disturbing

I thought it was decoration

He looks so confused

It's not wrong

*gavin screams*

The one on the left looks like mine, except mine is always eating my food

You act normal until it's too late for them to back out, then you may go batshit crazy

The worst thing about being tall is constantly running into doorframes you used to be able to fit through and having a permanent bruise on your forehead

Moms are 700x scarier