*walks into school in a gerbil bubble* hahaha

I don't care how cute you may look in a mirror selfie. If your room is messy I will focus on the room.

Guess what's for dinner

Well duh. We all have our own pet Eagles starting the age of five.

Don't you dare put that curse on me

ITTY BITTY TITTE COMMITTEE HAS HEREBY BANNED KIM K

I have $3 and half a pb+Nutella

Human, I request assistance

D'aww that's so cute

What the hell were you thinking? Like why would they even..

Bill Nye having fun

If anyone closes the door, I'll kill them

He can have fun with that

Oh no! I might get mauled!

It's eco friendly

What if it IS melting

Why is there a pigeon in the kitchen?

I was so confused and then I got it

If it wasn't for the internet I wouldn't have guessed that 'no tears' is actually no tears in your hair

'You've got to be kitten me. Are you taking a picture? Help me human!'

And that's when you know that the gods hate you