I want to set my moms roses on fire now.

I'm in Florida

How did they take the picture then?

I look nothing like Cheshire Cat

Can we still call them 'breastbags'

Her flower crown is huge

They kinda look like a bunny/batman mix

That thing is creepy as fuck. I want three of it.

The sex doesn't work like that. His saliva has to be on your lips to be pregnant. Duh.

Digging that carrot up is gonna be a pain in the ass

There's a website that you send the x-Ray to and they make a sticker type thing to put on your cast or something.

We usually get the valet parking because by the time you get to the entrance you've tanned four shades and been dehydrated twice.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/americas/08/22/argentina.dog.tale/
It IS a cute story, though it's a bit sad that his mother did what she did, almost as bad as the girl who strangled her own baby

She looks like his daughter

His smile IS perfect

My teacher wouldn't even grade it

As long as he doesn't order an apple

*hugs my dog tightly*

Who even thought of this? That person is both a genius and might have some mental problems. Like 'I'm going to put a straw in a baby and sell it to sneak in alcoholic beverages'

I can't even draw my own state without it looking like a drunk monkey did it

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AF_nfazQaek
Watch the whole thing, it's hilarious

That is so nice, I hope it doesn't rain next time he does this

I've been watching this instead of paying attention in class. Totally worth it

Ohy God, I can still hear the sizzling