I love Christmas time. *sings rudolf the red nosed reindeer*

Or curled up in a corner eating Nutella

He's gonna catch bad people and gnaw on them to death

That's me whenever someone tickles me

Because of people like you

That made my heart smile

I could use it to stuff a pillow

Sometimes we're both Mike

I counted 27

If it's a toddler I'd probably like it more. Probably.

I don't know Carl. Did you leave it in the house again?

Holy crap. How did he do that? Well however he did it, he deserves a round of applause.

Captain America is going to have her stomach cut out

Just watch a large bird fly through the window and break it

Well the kids still need time to learn so it's okay for them to make mistakes, the adults claim they're amazing at what they do so he needs to pu them in their plac

Oh my god, that could really hurt her

I would call it natural selection

That looks like a heaven.

I ate Nutella and stayed at home, where it is safe, and unlikely that I will swallow bugs, or crash into large birds.

Let's hope for the best and that they don't break up

Uhy, that last one made me look for a bible.