That cat looks so done with his master

'Here, find all the fuck ups of the city and put stickers on it'

With fireworks that look like an exploding hand

That kitten is so fucking puffy and adorable it looks like a plushie

I want like fifty of them

Or a little swamp

I was given a gift card to Victoria's Secret and ended up buying sweats and perfume.

That's bad for the polar bears. They drink Coca-cola

I want to try the maze. Or better yet set up a camp and label it 'lost souls' and wait for a person to walk by so that I can say 'all hope is lost, join the camp'

I also play my music...without headphones

I wouldn't even be mad. Like I could plant some carrots or a watermelon. Who's the real winner?

Who the hell told him that I had my jewelry in my heart? Who? Which one of you snitched?

At least you can edit your comments

Jesus Gina, you couldn't spare his dignity could you?

Both

But then she gets mad because you talked back and either way you get slapped with a shoe

I didn't know some people call goose bumps 'chicken skin' tbh chicken skin makes more sense

I learned most of my English in pre-k so I got a sticker AND a cookie

All of the above

That's me during the dissections

hELLO *waves arms*

Or you see a character and you have no reason to but you hate them with every fiber of your being