What if they went to hell? Does satan allow them to fund a horrible artist? Or to design crocs?

Where's the striped straw? It's not good without the striped straw.

I read that as 'I spat water all over my Matthew'

The Fourth of July is actually February 31st

She's not wrong at all

I want my last words to be a Fall Out Boy lyric. 'IM ON FIREE'

Oh *confused* alright...*likes*

Hey, at least she has a sense of humor about it

I really want the 'equals' one. That would be pretty damn cool.

Why would you need so many eggs? And why would you take them out of the carton?

She didn't swallow it, she did something else with it..

The fearsome predator in its natural habitat

At one point my sister put our password as the entire song of 'twinkle twinkle little star' and every other word was in capital letters. Best April fools day.

But the last one was Josh...

Hm. What could possibly be wrong in this picture...oh right! She's not looking at the camera!

The Venom one is a bit off..

Or I just end up with a dog and travel the world. That sounds like fun too.

*facepalm* *sigh*

Do NOT try the Kangaroos

You get your Nobel prize when you leak the next Gravity Falls episode.

Id rather have lasagna

That poor dog...

You go Andrew

That's not terrifying at all

This tickles my funny bone