This cat is pretty damn smart

That's....genius

No he's just waiting for you to get closer so he can attack you

And Obama has two eyes. If he had one more it would be three. You know what has three? A triangle. Mind=Blown

Why do people keep on forgetting their pants?

*pssst* you forgot your pants mister

Don't be so insensitive, Emma

He looks so sad. It's his first day alive, and he's sad.

You can't eat it. You have to preserve it.

And it's right next to the beach.

I would sell my soul to live here

That is ridiculously adorable

That person should sell them. I would probably buy twelve.

With enough soda, I could finish it in about two minutes

Where's the mistake?

Only took him 36 years

Who peels an apple? I've never seen someone peel an apple.

Keep it there as decoration or something.