I don't know what this is. But I want twenty.

He looks so happy

Why is there a watermelon behind the girl?

That's so cute.

I sang the last one

*gets assaulted by memories*

WRONG LEVER

Her butt is sad.

It's almost like a conga line of fluff and cute

That's not really as funny as they intended it to be. It's not funny at all, to me at least.

And a Disney emoji.

There is no way that wasn't done on purpose

I put water on it before and after the toothpaste

'For practice purposes'

I once went to a Pollo Tropical and they ran out of chicken. Like. They had no chicken. How do you run out of chicken, if chicken is right in your name?

So fabulous she died

Time to celebrate! *pushes people into pools*

Don't tell me what to do.

Did the baby like. Set the woods aflame? Or...?

'It's so hot mom'
'It's 97° out, take off your jacket'
'ITS PART OF MY OUTFIT MOTHER'
'Fine. Melt. See if I care'
-my mother and I at Disney world

The big pug is life. The smaller pug is me.

What problem?