Guess who's not going to heaven?

I read it in Nanis voice

That bear needs to roll his tongue up or something.

It's like the 'fun pizza' thing.

That is the type of patience I will never have

My hair is poofier than that but yeah that's pretty accurate

A bit cruel, yes but he cheated.

It's the Flying Dutchman

That dog is cooler than I ever will be

OH. MY. GOD. *explodes*

Good luck with that dude.

I'm moving in there. Does it have wifi?

That cat is so pretty

It looks like candy

You could've put a box outside and waited

Now that's art.

Mansion. Sell it for more, invest the money. Bam. I'm rich.

Poor cat, he's like 'what did I do?'

Coming from a large family that loves parties,
I learned to have a six foot charger, and a power bank on me at all times.

*thip* *thip*

*screaming* NOT THE PASTE OF LIES AND DECEIT

'Do you need something human?'

He can skate better than I can.

Okay, you can be rotisserie chicken.

That's like me punching a hole in a pizza and wearing it.