Such cake

I have no boobs, so it's mostly look at the landscape and that random goat.

I see no way in which this could ever lead to something bad

I wouldn't duck if you threw an apple at my face. I would pull out a sword and become a fruit ninja.

I saw the video, she pissed in his sink and hid behind his couch when he went into the kitchen. It was horrifying.

I have two potato and seven goat.

Pretty sure we all understand her now.

They were selling these at Journeys. And another one that was a bit different, they're pretty damn cool.

I would've gotten so confused. Good thing Great grandpa Nye didn't run, like I would've.

He's gonna go down in the history books

And it keeps on buffering for some fucking reason

Except we can't wear crop tops and short skirts

Why would I try to escape?

That happened to me on the first day and I ended up getting cuts all over the back of my heel

That's one hell of a costume

I wish killing kids at school was legal in my state..

This is worse than the Ashley Madison hack

Take the caption off, and give anyone a heartattack

How many leprechauns did he rob?

Sucks to be her, even though she did cheat

Taking lazy to a new level

'Kind of gross' I think it's pretty damn cool.

You could change your height, weight, eye color, hair, literally anything about yourself. I would push it.