I WANT IT NOW

That's like selling 'slightly used dildo'

His eyes and eyebrows are still the same.

I probably wouldn't believe it, and then when the realization sets in, I'd cry and roll around on the floor and down the stairs.

Nathan is a visionary. He knows what's up.

Poor billy

The difference between this and actual racing is that this way is cuter and I would probably get so frustrated I would rip the dude off and beat my opponents with it.

Does it come in purple?

How do you accidentally throw a cheese grater at someone?

You got me

Maybe they're on risers, and not piled up? Or some of the presents go to the family?

I really want to drink it

That looks pretty damn cool

*shoves face into the beans* oh look. They're red.

Hold on, I'm packing.

I wonder how many times they took that photo.

As it sings Let It Go in a high pitched voice

That's so prefect I could cry

Ex-fucking-cuse you lady. Purple hair rocks. End of discussion. *flips purple hair*

Garfield's lesser known cousin, Hank.

ITS A TINY BUNNY WITH A TINY CART WITH TINY CARROTS OH MY GOOOOD

Oh my god. How do you even go about that? Like how do you explain. That. Oh god.