I finally figured out why I haven't met the doctor yet: " an apple a day keeps the doctor away" I need to stop eating apples!

I wish I had a group of super friends in knit - tights

Yeah pretty much sums it up

She did have an alcohol problem for a little while but she got over it :)

Accordion to scientists, people won't notice when you replace a word with a musical instrument

I can imagine finnick odair saying this

Winner!

That's the Parthenon and it is the temple of Athena

Not giving Leo an Oscar

Those jokes don't work in Australia because we call it tomato sauce, not ketchup

We have a Batman bridge in Australia

Bobbypins!!!!!

What do we want?