Omg my sister's name is Katie XD

In Australian football the only protective gear is a mouthguard. They play like real men.

Omg I can't even

Awwwwwe

How about a Nokia

Why are there no photos of cane toads? They are the worst. If you run one over with a car you have to run over it's head first because if you run it over from it butt forward, it's guts squeeze out like tooth paste then later they just suck them back in again

We have joke like that in Australia
Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.
Why did the second koala fall out the the tree? It was hit by the first one
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and joined in.

Can an American please go an label Australia now?

So much truth in this :') we have 7 states. I think the only American ones I could mark on a map are Hawaii, Alaska, Texas and New York

Here's an Aussie one for you:
Pickup truck---> ute
Fries---> chips
Crisps---> chips
Trunk---> boot
RV---> campervan
Bathroom---> toilet
Toilet---> dunny ( joking that's just slang)
BurgerKing---> Hungry Jacks
Thrift shop---> op shop
Walmart---> K-mart
Dunkin donuts---> donut king
Forrest/woods --->bush
College---> university
Oh and we play real football

You can't ask that question on here?! Are you trying to start a rumble?

I got whoosits and whatsits galore! You want thingamabobs? I got twenty

This is why men don't live as long

And there's always that one kid who goes " weeeee oooooo weeeeeee ooooooooweeeoooooooo!"