the story of how I lost all my friends
then gained more that had appreciation for my punny humor

the bee movie has become one giant meme

You can use it on any face, that's the story of how I turned Tyler Joseph into a truck driver.

I thought this was necessary.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNsKvZo6MDs

As a person whose mother, aunt, and grandma are all Indian housewives, I think this is accurate.
(the sentence sounds really weird when I say it in my head but I can't find a way to rephrase it whOOPS)

I'm wearing a snoopy t-shirt
**starts writing** It was a dark and stormy night...

the fine bros(tm) memes give me life

my mom when dealing with car problems

*raises hands, hands grow hands as they raise*

also this is @stumps_fedora's new account bc the other one got all messed up and whatever so yay