STOP MAKING ME QUESTION MY EXISTENCE!!

Friend: your crush is coming, act natural
Me:

What about lucifer??

Mortal enemies with justin bieber

We're all living contradictions

Is that a sugar glider? I used to have one

'Merica!

I'm paranoid that they all gather together secretly to talk about me

I would turn into a unicorn so I could stab anybody that gets in my way

This. This is the post I want to see before I die

Dean should know...he's been to all

I don't think I'll be regretting not telling someone I like them. I'll most likely feel relieved so I dont look back and cringe like I do at the majority of my life

My brain twitched

More like girls who are pissed the fuck off b/c we will say exactly how we feel to hurt other's feelings

I've read fanfictions by 14 year olds better than this

I'll probably lose him

I hate when you're sitting down & it looks like you got a dick & you know you dont have one but it still bothers you

The sound of my enemie's neck breaking

Isnt this the episode where it starts with two people really horny after a date then they start to eat each other?

The horror!!

I miss bobby so much

I probably laughed harder at the guys face than I should have

Theres this one kid that always talks to me & likes to sit next to me...I'm fine with that its just the fact that I don't like to talk a lot & he interrupts my reading but I don't want to be mean & tell him to leave me alone so I'm stuck wanting to pull out my hair

But really, is it me or were we never taught this? We just sorta know