ITS BEST 11 YEARS, IT FEELS LIKE JUST YESTERDAY

Can he start with me?

A true predator

Thank you for the clarification, was very confused

And I can barely handle a paper cut on my finger

Squeeze them til they pop

Or a demon

Guess you could say the science fair was lit...
I'm sorry, I'll leave

This is my favorite thing on the internet

then there's me who can barely do a regular push up

2016: the second fuckening

And couldn't call an uber?

Spongebob knew how to treat a man

And I can't even solve a regular one

If you wanna put your dick in an ass so much why don't you fuck a gay dude,whom actually likes that

My mom laughed when I was younger & I accidentally spilled some water on me so it looked like I peed & it was my birthday party & she PROMISED ME that she wasn't recording me while I was embarrassed & crying in the closet

Food goes to the stomach, dessert goes to the heart which is why there's always room for it

Gotta love my city Dallas

"Well fuck"