britishclusterfuck
Call myself Britishclusterfuck because I'm British and I'm a clusterfuck. But you can call me British...or cluster...or fuck whatever you prefer
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*wooosshhhh*.. *BOOOOOOOMMMM*... 3 comments
britishclusterfuck
· 6 years ago
10/10 sound effects
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Crispy eggs 3 comments
britishclusterfuck
· 6 years ago
...were they Scotti- *gets stabbed by two bagpipes and a unicorn*
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I'm free every second 6 comments
britishclusterfuck
· 6 years ago
Of course not, without us you landed on the moon and that’s awesome, it was just a parody on the AMERICA, FUCK YEAH song
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I'm free every second 6 comments
britishclusterfuck
· 6 years ago
COLONIES, FUCK YEAH. COMIN IN TO TAX THE MUTHAFUCKIN DAY YEAH. COLONIES, OH SHIT. THEYRE THROWING ALL OUR TEAIN THE MUTHAFICKING HARBOUR.
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Dangerous weapon 12 comments
britishclusterfuck
· 6 years ago
............................we can choose wether we brew our tea in the kettle or in the cup...........we’re allowed to sing “God save the Queen” as loud as we like..........we can say “oi mate fuck off then” *if you have a permit*
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Ghost Protection 3 comments
Dangerous weapon 12 comments
Oh you meant the music? 2 comments
britishclusterfuck
· 6 years ago
Me: *sweating* there are only two national flags with the colour purple in it
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You're on the wrong side Capt 2 comments
Caynine and Ret 5 comments
1 night of trapping spiders with glue 23 comments
Equality 6 comments
G o o d b o y e jax 7 comments
Only in Britain 8 comments
Being polite 10 comments
It had some tender moments 2 comments
britishclusterfuck
· 6 years ago
I did not expect that to:
i) be what he meant
ii) be a thing
iii) not be good
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i) be what he meant
ii) be a thing
iii) not be good
Fowl logic 6 comments
britishclusterfuck
· 6 years ago
I mean geese aren’t really comparable to children
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