Nature's pub

is that an uncooked meatball?

Is there someone who mows the hillsides?

They did that in 1810, get up to speed already

It's all in the planning, Mandy, and a little patience, you're not doing the best yet.

'but it's a dry heat'

In this day and age there must be a better term than 'shoot'

That meme will never die - just gets reinvented time and time again

Charged up my mom's phone - been dead for a while. Turned it on, placed it on the coffee table and waited easily 5 minutes for the notifications to stop chiming.

That's the same as Clark Kent's glasses

When your favorite songs are the ones embedded into your brain at the age of 7 listening to your older siblings music.

Sniper with a gillie wrap

No, that's ok, like teeth there will be more mature eyes right behind them. I guess the only gross thing is when they detach from the cord all wrinkled and gross

Of course 10 days - that was the time Napoleon tried to reinvent the calendar to a 10 day week

Damn that hits close to home

I was hoping this Black Lives Matter would be more than just focused protests - maybe a nationwide campaign on destroying stereotypes? One that educates teens on safe sex, because abortion of black babies is enormous, helping the community poor with opportunities to escape the hood, things of this nature. So far, they only rally around the criminal elements, and police brutality, which is completely understandable. Seems an opportunity lost, too bad.

Is it a gene or is it a conditioning?

You mean if we were 590 million miles closer?

bull - same day different kid and sawdust in his hair

you're gonna be so pezzed

slow down there satan

speaking of consonants - how do they pronounce Lwyd? Something like Jeff? or Aimee? I'm never surprised when the Welsh write something unpronounceable

more like water in a water bottle when you're expecting vodka