17, never had a gf, don't have a grandma, don't have a grandpa

Think of the times he must've fallen trying to get that right, I love thinking about that kind of stuff

It's not a crime if you can't see the criminal

Smosh used to be so much fun

Just......no, shut up kanye

Thank god my mom wasn't retarded

These cards hold massive power

Never go full retard

Oh yes the glory of satan, I can feel it

Een walvis zou vast blijven zitten aan de zeekant van de dijk, duh

Best song ever to play on bass: perry the platypus theme song

Oh the sweet, sweet irony

Used to be a whereger but FS is soo much better

That's just stupid, wtf hilary

Imagine japan

I guess some deers won't be getting any presents this year

Accept the devil into your soul, mortal being

Vote deez nuts for president and there will be enough water for all

My light won't stay on, life keeps blowing it out

Today's young generation: I ain't doin' shit

Fucking exited for zelda 2016

Let's watch it on my phone together