This... This is, this is perfect!!

FML... I don't always want to leave a comment, bur when I do; someone has already said exactly what I wanted to...

What a punny title!

Jay's on my feet, You know it! Jay's in the mud, please kill me D=

Sharkie's resolution is kinda sad =(

I will never hate you black licorice! You maah nigga candy !!

Honey! Get the kids, we are moving to the UK !!

Flawles.....

I NEED IT !!!D=

Ahhh look at them, begging for messi against the German army!

Cootch cootch cootch COOTCH!!!

'I have been training my whole life to achieve this figure!'

Wait!! Don't joke about this!! Is that an actual animal?? I need it! Do not destroy me like this

That has Got to taste SOO good!!

MIND-FUCKED......

PunSubstance =P

THE PUNS!! Th...they've, they've returned O__O

Stereotype level - 5-Fuckin'-000 000 000

I had a good childhood, Aaaaaannd it's gone!

That last one might be my 'lil sister though!

Crocs..... ('nough-said)

That title is completely flawless...

Why is this site always so spot-on when it's describing me?

This is perfect....