Oh god now i feel really fucking bad great fucking job

he looks like the alien/human combo at the end of the fourth movie

someone just discovered starbomb, didn't they

The stupidest poster I have ever seen is one that says "Americans speak English"

if i hit that blunt i'd say something so deep i'd implode the universe.

faith in lower primates restored

guys everyone who's drank this chemical has died, and it's being put into ALL of our beverages, our kids, and our pets. BAN DI-HYDROGEN MONOXIDE!

next time try strawberry milkshakes

guys this was also in interstellar

The spongebob shit is real

man, that movie was the weirdest fucking movie

did not need a reminder

Everyones like, SCREW YOU DUDE and im just sitting here like... oh cool moon phases

For my next birthday, I'm wishing for that gear.

Anyone who looks like this, stay away from me.

I thought it was to serve and protect?

Took me a sec