They didn’t want you to change a thing

You keep my boss’s name out your mother ******* mouth

The mugger said Lmao?

Mmmmm… that looks like a tasty burger

He did say he was coming back

He probably wasn’t drunk while teaching...except the important lessons

He probably wasn’t drunk while teaching...except the important lessons

Young stud rimming old man in front of spectators

Young stud rimming old man in front of spectators

And a case of natty ice

Check your tire pressure

Bully!

She was thusly executed for her obvious witchcraft after she single-handily landing docked the vessel and carried her husband ashore

Well if you’re going to cheat...

This isn’t right after all we live in a society

Go to see they found a use for all the engines that keep falling from their planes

When master hand picks you up in smash bros

Florida turtle is at it again

I just watched the Mrs featherbottom episode

Beep

When he has sex he stares into Darth Vader’s eyes

It’s probably on the ocean floor

Yee haw

Washington bows for no one... he had two on the vine

Are chips cereal?